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Old Bastards Golf Club Coin – Drink, Laugh & Play Again 🥃

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⛳️🚬 Bluntly Humorous "Over Par Old Bastards" Golf Coin! A detailed metal piece featuring a gruff golf ball with a cigar, whiskey, and crossed clubs—paired with bold text like “100% OVER PAR” and “LIFETIME MEMBER”—for golfers who love irreverent, unfiltered humor.


🖼️ Key Elements:
  • Provocative Imagery & Text: The coin centers on a anthropomorphized golf ball (complete with a flat cap, cigar, and whiskey glass) surrounded by crossed golf clubs. Text like “OLD BASTARDS GOLF CLUB” and “100% OVER PAR” leans into edgy, self-deprecating humor about golf struggles.
  • Lifetime Member Badge: “LIFETIME MEMBER” frames the design, positioning it as a bold token for golfers who’ve embraced their “over par” status with pride.


Product Details

  • Material: Premium metal alloy

  • Diameter: ~45 mm

  • Finish: Aged metallic sheen with fine craftsmanship and rich contrast

  • Weight: Solid and substantial — built to last as long as your stories do

📏 【Coin Size & Dimensions】

  • Diameter: 1.57 inches (40 mm)
    (Standard challenge coin size — fits perfectly in hand or pocket)

  • Thickness: 0.12 inches (3 mm)
    (Deep relief for strong details and a premium 3D feel)

  • Weight: 1.4–1.8 oz (40–50 g)
    (Heavy and solid, not lightweight or hollow)

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